We’re watching you
We’re watching you
With cameras
On the streets
At the supermarket
In the airport
It is for your protection
We watch everything you do
to save you
From the murderers
From the terrorists
From the people that run red lights
They’re all dangerous
They must be stopped
We don’t have cameras in the bathroom
Yet
That is why so many crimes take place there
Maybe next year
Maybe tomorrow
We’ll put cameras there
It’s for your protection
We might see you naked
Or on the pot
But its constitutional.
No violation of the fourth amendment
Kind of like the body scanners
You choose to go to the bathroom
Kind of like how you choose to fly
And be seen naked by TSA agents
Or molested.
You could not go number one
And not be seen naked
You will be safe
when you go to the bathroom
because we will have cameras there
and we will be watching
next time you go number two
we’ll know.
And we’ll be watching
Only to protect you.
